If this has never happened to you then you need to get out more.
But in all seriousness, a funny title for a funny book. David Sedaris is a popular comedic author best known for his memoir Me Talk Pretty One Day, which I am still itching to get my hands on. Let me be the first to say, he is hilarious. Like very rarely will a book ever actually make me laugh out loud or scoff or giggle, but this one made me do all three. At once. It's a collection of stories from Sedaris's life including such antics as that time he dated a black girl just to prove he wasn't racist, that time he went out every day to pick up rubbish off the streets because it was driving him crazy, that time his sister had her purse stolen and his dad blamed him and many other hilarious stories. If you're looking for a fun, easy, pleasant read and a bit of a laugh, check this one out, but just be prepared to tell people it's not about owls. :D
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